Kelpie Dreams
Steve Vernon
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Description
* 2016 Kindle Scout Winner *Meet Lady Macbeth--a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag--eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness--with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old Sea Captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. KELPIE DREAMS is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who HATE to read romance novels.
Product Details
Price
$15.99
Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Publish Date
August 30, 2016
Pages
254
Dimensions
5.98 X 9.02 X 0.58 inches | 0.83 pounds
Language
English
Type
Paperback
EAN/UPC
9781537401287
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About the Author
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm