Any Resemblance to a Coincidence is Accidental

(281 Word Synopsis) 1. Noloso Chushingura returns to the wretchedness of Mucha Nieve, Nueva Jork and is shocked by what he sees. He then flees Mucha Nieve, crossing the border by bus into Kanuckya. 2. Pavlina Perestroika, The Man in the 1975 Buick Regal and "A Guest" drive to Miasma Falls. Pavlina later meets her friend Bobby Bluetooth. 3. Klarissa Koontberger, Gloria "Gigi" Evil-Lynne Gigglefoock Koontberger and their disturbed children reside in the Crew-Ella de Parkay Villa in Douchebag, Nueva Jork. 4. Pavlina Perestroika and her Guest physioanimate to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park to visit Trailer Number Nine. 5. Giovanni Zsazsasky escapes the Puta Jork bar "Vulture" and travels to Brrrlin, Doucheyland. At a Beast Village bar called Schmack, go-go boy Kristofer Petrograd Falkland and stripper Helio resolve their differences. 6. Homo hotties speak out against gay shame. Bobby and Tommy live their obsession with rainbow flags. 7. Elfindaabaah Glindaabaah, high school musical star, founds the "Weak-Ed Fan Club" for teenage girl fans of the Fraud-Gay musical "Weak-Ed". 8. Sheena Horrorshow Princess chides aging Bohemians who refuse to adapt to gentrified Puta Jork. 9. Jean-Nette The Jet Lag Fag Hag reveals, to The Grrrlfriends, the reasons why she sacrificed her career. She then travels with The Grrrlfriends to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park. The Grrrlfriends experience a nightmare inside of Trailer Number Nine. 10. Dolores the Day Glo Drag Queen commands The Grrrlfriends to destroy Jean-Nette the Jet Lag Fag Hag. The Girlfriends gratefully accept this responsibility. 11. Noloso Chushingura and his entire body of work are condemned by a mysterious group of art critics. 12. The Collected, Completed and Unfinished Works of Noloso Chushingura. 13. Reviews of "Art Is Dead: The Anti-Book".