The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Description
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It's the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:
- Spying on your neighbors
- Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
- Baking your way to homeland security
- Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
- Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
- Strategic mail-opening strategies
- Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart
From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you'll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don't buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)
Product Details
| Publisher | Santa Monica Press |
| Publish Date | September 01, 2007 |
| Pages | 168 |
| Language | English |
| Type |  Paperback / softback |
| EAN/UPC | 9781595800251 |
| Dimensions | 8.4 X 5.5 X 0.4 inches | 0.5 pounds |
About the Author
Zack Arnstein has personally killed over eight terrorists that he found in his own neighborhood. Or at least he thinks they were terrorists. . . . He's pretty damn sure, actually. Yeah, they definitely had to be terrorists. Probably. He is currently completing his doctorate, also at Borden State, in epiosteemiology. This is their third book. While they have a common last name, they are not related, nor do they interact socially.
Reviews
"An amusing reminder that the most potent weapon in the fight against terrorism is to not be terrorized." --AlterNet
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