The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks bookcover

The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks

Clever Things to Say When You Fart

Bree Kingwind 

(Author)

Mike Beck 

(Illustrator)
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Description

Discover the funniest, most hilarious things to say to cut through the embarrassment of cutting the cheese with this guide to the perfect remarks to say after you fart. 

Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens...until now!

It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music?

This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart-filled circumstances. Never again will you be frozen in place and silent with embarrassment, or loudly and unjustly accusing your neighbor of being the one who “dealt it.” Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provides a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.

Product Details

PublisherUlysses Press
Publish DateApril 02, 2019
Pages144
LanguageEnglish
TypeBook iconHardback
EAN/UPC9781612438962
Dimensions165.1 X 120.7 X 15.2 mm | 197.3 g

About the Author

Mike Beck is a designer and illustrator living in Black Rock, CT with his girlfriend Dayna and their two cats, Balki and Larry. He enjoys bad movies, dumb jokes, and fairly priced bourbons. Things that really make him laugh are watching people fall down and stupid animal videos. He is scared of clowns and a world without cheese.

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