"A wild ride! I laughed, I gasped, and my face got all wet in the end." -G.M. Nair

May's humdrum life is flung into hyperdrive when she's rescued from an alien abduction by Xan, an alien with a fondness for I Love Lucy who lives on the Audacity. But when Chaos incarnate decides to turn Earth into her personal sandbox, the Audacity and May's new love of rocket racing are the only things that can stop her.

But even being wildly successful rocket racers aren't enough for May and Xan when a tea-sipping robot arrests Xan, and Chaos steals the Sphere of Time. May must team up with Xan's sister, Aimz (an adventure biologist) and her undead girlfriend to save Xan, the Audacity, and Time Itself.

Stranded without the Audacity on a tiny, frigid island, Xan and Aimz succumb to the Carmnian Scourge. As a last act, May must team up with old friends, enemies, and a haunted Big Mouth Billy Bass to find the cure before the goddess of Chaos enacts the final stage of her universe befuddling plan.