
Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2
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Description
Why did the cow cross the road...
...To get to the moooovie theater.
Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter.
Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one-liners and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud.
Plus--Icon for Alexa's Favorites. Alexa is a 3rd grader from New York who loves telling jokes. She has hand-picked her favorites from each chapter.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Wendy.
...Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Pecan.
...Pecan who?
Pecan someone you're own size!
Why didn't the scarecrow eat dinner?
...He was already stuffed!
Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
...It had too many sleepless knights!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
...You rocket!
I weight nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I? A Hole!
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer!
Why do cows have bells? Because thier horns don't work!
You answer me but I never ask a question. What am I? A telephone.
What building has the most stories? A library.
...To get to the moooovie theater.
Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter.
Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one-liners and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud.
Plus--Icon for Alexa's Favorites. Alexa is a 3rd grader from New York who loves telling jokes. She has hand-picked her favorites from each chapter.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Wendy.
...Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Pecan.
...Pecan who?
Pecan someone you're own size!
Why didn't the scarecrow eat dinner?
...He was already stuffed!
Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
...It had too many sleepless knights!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
...You rocket!
I weight nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I? A Hole!
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer!
Why do cows have bells? Because thier horns don't work!
You answer me but I never ask a question. What am I? A telephone.
What building has the most stories? A library.
Product Details
Publisher | Trusted Media Brands |
Publish Date | November 05, 2019 |
Pages | 128 |
Language | English |
Type | |
EAN/UPC | 9781621454519 |
Dimensions | 184.2 X 133.3 X 7.6 mm | 170.1 g |
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