How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender


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Atria Books
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5.4 X 8.3 X 1.0 inches | 1.1 pounds

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About the Author

Mike Chase has taught and directed physical theater, mime, and mask atdrama colleges and universities for more than thirty years. He established the MaskStudio in the mid-1990s to develop masks for training, education, performance, and therapy. These masks are used internationallyby theaters and theater companies, including in the UK the RSC, the National Theatre, LAMDA, Trestle Theatre, the Welsh National Opera, and Told by an Idiot. Mikeworks as a psychodrama psychotherapist in a high-security prison with violentoffenders, using masks and psychodrama.


"A fun, frequently hilarious read that drives home an important point: Congress and federal regulators have criminalized far too much conduct, including many seemingly innocuous activities that the average person would never think are crimes. This indispensable volume can help readers avoid the slammer by taking care, among other things, not to shoot geese from a sailboat, walk a dog in a national park with an extra-long leash, or write a check for less than a dollar. Such iniquitous conduct simply cannot be tolerated."
-Senator Orrin Hatch
"A hilarious tour through the literally countless number of things our federal government has criminalized. Come for the War on Margarine, stay to learn the legal way to boil garbage for a pig. The scariest part of the book however, is how many of these crimes were created by bureaucrats, not Congress."
--Senator Mike Lee
"Falconry is my passion, before I read this book I thought nothing of lending my falcon to a friend so it could be in their movie, now I know how grievously I've transgressed and will reflect on that for the next 10-15."
--Will Menaker, New York Times bestselling coauthor of Chapo Guide to Revolution
"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that ...'"--New York Times Book Review
"Mike has that rare combination of wit and wisdom that he weaves throughout the book. It's not just a collection of dumb and weird crimes, but explanations and anecdotes about how we got into this mess."--Simple Justice
"Both an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system...Chase's book is enlightening and entertaining ... and a must have for defense attorneys who are looking to break the ice with a new client. Include How To Become A Federal Criminal on your summer reading list."--Forbes