Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist
Move over, Mother Goose.
Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist--the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere.
Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to.
Drinks include:
--Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo
--Jack and Coke (and Jill)
--Ring Around the Rosé
--Old MacDonald Had a Flask
--Baa, Baa, Black Russian
--and more!
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"More fun at a baby shower than a Diaper Genie."
--Tampa Bay Times
"It's not easy to riff off childhood favorites with such a clean balance of wit and punch, but Federle nails it."
--Food Network Dish
"The exhaustion and the joy of parenthood are palatable. That is what makes this book exceptional. It perfectly captures both ends of the parenting spectrum."
--BookTrib
"Hickory joins a line of recent publications like the viral smash Go the F**k to Sleep and the follow-up You Have to F**king Eat that add an irreverent twist to parenting."
--Atlantic Magazine
"[E]ssential cocktail book to add to your collection."
--L.A. Times Daily Dish
Praise for Tim Federle's Tequila Mockingbird
"It's a little-known fact that the information in here will make anyone look and sound better than they actually do"
--David Baldacci
..".this is a wonderfully entertaining read, slight enough to be digested in one sitting, clever enough to be entertaining even if you never make a single one of the cocktails."
--World of Beer blog
