Everything you wanted to know about Byuck! but were much too discriminating to ask ( a very brief interview with the author)

Is Byuck the story of two f r i e n d s, but you're not sure which two friends?

Yeah, kinda.

Is byuck the overwhelming feeling of having your whole life in front of you yet no idea which things to do are the important things to do?

If you want, I guess.

Is carrying Byuck on public transit more likely to make me new friends or get me mugged?

Why not both?

Is it okay if I send Byuck to family members with no sense of humor who are likely to be outraged and complain on Nextdoor?

So long as you pay full price.

2000 seems like a long time ago. Do you expect me to believe they had such things as sexual hangups and miniature golf?

That's the magic of fiction. Anything's possible!

I'm writing a paper on Provo in the year 2000. Can I count this as a primary source?

Who's your professor?