
5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and Other Useful Guides)
Matthew Inman
(Author)Description
In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.
Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.
Product Details
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Publish Date | March 01, 2011 |
Pages | 160 |
Language | English |
Type | |
EAN/UPC | 9781449401160 |
Dimensions | 8.9 X 7.0 X 0.7 inches | 1.2 pounds |
About the Author
Reviews
"If Inman isn't a king of the Internet, he's certainly among its royalty. The Oatmeal is one of the most popular humor sites on the web." (Todd Leopold, CNN)
"In 2009, Inman put his hand to the page, and the world hasn't stopped laughing since." (Nick Carbone, Time)
"Matthew Inman is the Gary Larson of the Internet age." (Ken Wheaton, Advertising Age)
"Dangerously funny." (TODAY.com)
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