There are few things sadder than Jack Grammar’s love life.

So when his friends take it upon themselves to get him a date to the prom by placing an intensely humiliating ad in the school paper, they think they are doing him a favor.

Jack doesn’t agree.

But then the most amazing thing happens: responses to the ad are overwhelming.

So overwhelming, in fact, that Jack must narrow the list down.

A lot.

Not an easy task.

Turns out, the girls at City High are quite competitive.

From drive-by flashings to breaking and entering to cell phone stalkers, these potential prom dates will stop at nothing to snag the suddenly popular Jack.

How will he ever choose just one?