HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SWEATER SCREAM? I bet you haven't. Meet Stan, a totally rotten sweater who will stop at nothing to destroy the other clothes in his owner's closet and become the only garment she will ever wear. Can a gutsy sweater named Naomi defeat Stan and rescue her fellow clothes from his yarny oppression? In this incredibly silly book, you will also meet a spaceship named Chachimiwhizzle, a baseball team with a lot of "fowl" balls, a snot-nosed vampire, a trash-talking ukulele, and many more of the goofiest things you've ever heard.