"J. Peter W. writes no-holds-barred weirdo fiction that'll slap you silly before you even know what hit ya " -Danger Slater, Wonderland Award Winner, author of I Will Rot Without You, Puppet Skin, and He Digs A Hole. Edgar the clown was born upside down. His best friend is a sock puppet. Everyone around him is eyeless and skinless. The Wheelchair Spot has lost her heart. Dirty Kindergarten is smoking cool cigarettes. Rod has candy-coated peglegs. Somewhere there is an enormous heart tree sitting just a little ways from the Carn-evil. That's where the pink woman resides. Let's follow the map and see if we can make it there. I think we can. Rotated on a rotten dandy. Death teeth, cotton candy.